Thumber Bang

Thumber Bang:

To finger a women with your hands interlocked and your thumbs together.

"I met up with this girl on tinder with the intention of going balls deep, but only managed a thumber bang"

by Thumber Bang July 4, 2014

finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010

Thumbed out

A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.

Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!

You: That's thumbed out.

by Jack J G November 2, 2007

Thumbidextrous

The ability to use both thumbs equally well for texting and/or mobile gaming

Though not ambidextrous at all, since acquiring a cellular phone, Dan has come to be thumbidextrous.

by DragonnHAIL! n September 12, 2016

pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 5, 2007

thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

by SGTKM December 1, 2010