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threeway melon

Where three men each insert their penises into one of three holes leading to one conjoined gap in the middle. The objective is to be the first to cum without watching any pornographic or arousing content. Last individual to ejaculate will have to each the residue inside.
Hey, I know this might sound a little gay but wanna try that threeway melon game?
by Undercover MVP January 1, 2023
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Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.
Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.
by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022
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threeway freeway

To want to participate in sex with two partners, in addition to yourself (known as a threeway or menage a trois).
Julie wants to take a ride on the threeway freeway tonight, so the two of us are going to hook up with her friend Jill, who is bi.
by Lake 317 October 8, 2003
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Threefiddy

A total value of 3 Dollars and 50 Cents.
Often requested by the Loch Ness monster.
1. " What else do you need? I already have both my hand in your pussy!"
*She looked me in the eyes*
2. " I need about threefiddy."
And it was about that time I realized I had both of my hands in the vagina of a 8 storie tall

Crustacean from the paleozoic era. That god damned Loch Ness monster had tricked me again.
by Kingnigger April 17, 2015
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maryjane threeway

The act of engaging in sexual activities while smoking weed.
My girl and I had a maryjane threeway last night.
by LewCIFER420413 December 18, 2012
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treefag

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.
Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!
by Andre April 25, 2005
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Threecaf

Similar to Decaf coffee, the Threecaf is the coffee prepared by office workers around 3pm to give them the pep needed to make it through the day. It rarely works however, having the same effect as drinking a cup of decaf.
Man, i just had my afternoon coffee and i can barely keep my eyes open, must have been a Threecaf.
by Steve00101 September 15, 2010
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