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thanos

a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).
person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-
by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019
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those who got gets, those who don't don't

This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.
The wealthy politician said to his cronies, those who got gets, those who don't don't!
by I, Wreckerrr February 7, 2017
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Thicc Thanos

When dat George Farmen grill ass is FAT AS FUCK! When antman stumbles a pawn the THICC purple nigga, he cant help but to shrink and jump in dat testicle looking ass.
I cume when i see Thicc Thanos.
by cum'nfordatbooty445 April 10, 2019
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i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"
by elkie June 23, 2021
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Thanos'd

When something loses half of its value or amount as a result of something else.
"Ah shit man, my grade just got thanos'd after I failed the exam."
"I just thanos'd my bank account when I bought that car."
by DropKek June 11, 2018
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Thanos

OMG THANOS JUST KILLED THAT DOG WITH HIS YELLOW HAND!!!!
by I Exist.com June 7, 2018
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Theosexualist

A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civil law.
She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.
by Wordlink June 7, 2014
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