Thermos

Thermos: part of speech adj/ meaning often used to describe a person of large stature. Someone who is tall and round and looks like a thermos.

Dale:Would you look at that big man over yonder jansen.
Jansen: Oh my god that man is such a thermos.

by creep master October 28, 2009

thermageddon

a portmanteau of THERMal and armAGEDDON - the apparently imminent demise of the planet from man-made global warming.

They are having a huge sale on A/Cs down at the Hypermegamart - time to stock up now in preparation for thermageddon!!!!

by TE4 February 12, 2009

female thermometer

a sexual act where the female inserts her finger into the male's anus as if checking temperature

Man, I wish that nurse would give me the female thermometer.

by sexxxydragon March 1, 2011

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

man thermos

also seen as man-thermos, it is another name for the penis.

"hey Joe, how was that date with Suzy last night?"

"man we went back to her place and she emptied my man thermos!"

by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.

Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.

by styles of beyond December 14, 2005

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004