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greasing the sausage

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Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.
"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."
by A-train April 16, 2005
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Thumbing the Sausage

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Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.
"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"
by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008
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stroking the sausage

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"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
by Dean May 13, 2005
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Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.
Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.
by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009
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"Knowing how the sausage gets made" essentially means understanding how something happens behind the scenes; thus, what I said basically translates to "Understanding how it (the fear of time limits, in this case) works doesn’t mean I can stop it (fear) from happening"
No one really knows how the game is played the art of trade how the sausage gets made -Aaron Burr, Hamilton the Musical
by BigDickDarwin October 29, 2020
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Brown the sausage

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To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.
I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!
by scatbrat September 25, 2010
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