scatbrat's definitions

felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

Brown the sausage

To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.

I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!

by scatbrat September 25, 2010

Felation Elation

When one is happy or elated to be felated. Made happy by the act of fellatio.

Oh my god! Kathy blew me and it has been so long! I'm experiencing felation elation!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009