The Way of a Pilgrim

An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."

The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.

by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008

The way of the Da Foam

What everybody should strive to be in life. This term is used when you need to be a cool person who isn’t a looser or a dweeb or dingus.

Man that Thomas guy is really good at practicing the way of the Da Foam! He’s really not a looser

by Da foam June 19, 2019

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

the Way Way

A cool word for free way

" AYE CUZ WHERE YOU GOIN?!"

"I'm gettin' on the way way fool"

by rottieboo February 5, 2010

The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku

Way of the Ninjurai; Ninjurai are sworn to protect. Treason is punishable by death of family, then the traitor him/herself. Do not lie, cheat, or steal. If you must cheat, cheat death. If you must steal, steal back what was taken from you.If you must lie, then lie in the arms of whom you love. Ninjurai will help those of whom in need and will not work for pay. Gifts are taken if only insisted upon. Apprentices of Ninjurai shall not take part in any life-or-death battle between whomever.Apprentices are graduated to full fledged ninjurai after showing acts of justice, bravery, diligence, skill in elemental force, skill in physical strength, mental intelligence, concentration, etc., to his/her master. Leaders of Ninjurai are elected by fellow ninjurai members.Ninjurai are to follow reasonable orders commanded by elected leader. A new leader of the Ninjurai will be selected when current leader results in death, no longer a ninjurai, quits his/her post, or when ninjurai vote in wanting a new elected leader. Ninjurai will always prioritize somebodys cry for needs before their own personal matters. Becoming a ninjurai is open to anybody with good intentions. anyone wanting to become a Ninjurai will be put through trials and persecution must be put through an initiation test before becoming a ninjurai apprentice, nontheless ninjurai.

(c) Allen Papa

to become a ninjurai, you must follow The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku

by Youjinyari January 6, 2008

the way it oughta be

When a foosball match has come down to the wire and the score is 9 to 9.

Man this is so bitchin, i love it when the game is the way it oughta be.

by dave March 25, 2003

The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018