ninjurai 

A skilled martial artist who can disembowel with ANY sort of weapon, regardless of era or nationality. If only a rifle is present, he will grip the barrel and cut you in half with the stock.

Ninjurai are highly experienced in dealing large amounts of death at high velocities. Ninjurai can wield four hundred pound weapons. If no such weapons are available, sometimes, a Ninjurai can summon a thousand foot crane, and detach the wrecking ball and use it as a flail-mace.

Ninjurai live by honor, and are adept at ass-kicking. Also, if they choose not to be seen, they will not be. If a Ninjurai is in a hundred yard radius of someone who has the word 'Ninjurai' in their thoughts, the Ninjurai will telepathically hear this, emerge in said person's room, and roundhouse kick his head off.

There is only one know Ninjurai in existence.

Me.

Guy1: You see that Ninjurai?
Guy2: No ... what? No.
Guy1: Me neither. I like pie.

ninjurai by David Brier-Jones August 28, 2008

Ninjurai 

During a war between both samurai and ninjas, a pease-seeking organization rose to start a new revolution and a world of peace. Both skills combined of a samurai & ninja, and formed from. stealth, ability with traps, shuriken, and daggers from a ninja, Cunnings, agility, and skills in spears, arrows, swords, etc., from a samurai. Follows both "Bushido" and "Ninja Way/ Way of the Ninja" and combined in "The Ninjurai Way"

search : " Ninjurai Kiyaku"

Translation*: Kiyaku = code

the ninjurai brought peace to the land

Ninjurai by Youjinyari January 6, 2008

Ninjurai 

During a war between both samurai and ninjas, a pease-seeking organization rose to start a new revolution and a world of peace. Both skills combined of a samurai & ninja, and formed from. stealth, ability with traps, shuriken, and daggers from a ninja, Cunnings, agility, and skills in spears, arrows, swords, etc., from a samurai. Follows both "Bushido" and "Ninja Way/ Way of the Ninja" and combined in "The Ninjurai Way"

search : " Ninjurai Kiyaku"

Translation*: Kiyaku = code

the ninjurai brought peace to the land

Ninjurai by Youjinyari January 6, 2008

The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku 

Way of the Ninjurai; Ninjurai are sworn to protect. Treason is punishable by death of family, then the traitor him/herself. Do not lie, cheat, or steal. If you must cheat, cheat death. If you must steal, steal back what was taken from you.If you must lie, then lie in the arms of whom you love. Ninjurai will help those of whom in need and will not work for pay. Gifts are taken if only insisted upon. Apprentices of Ninjurai shall not take part in any life-or-death battle between whomever.Apprentices are graduated to full fledged ninjurai after showing acts of justice, bravery, diligence, skill in elemental force, skill in physical strength, mental intelligence, concentration, etc., to his/her master. Leaders of Ninjurai are elected by fellow ninjurai members.Ninjurai are to follow reasonable orders commanded by elected leader. A new leader of the Ninjurai will be selected when current leader results in death, no longer a ninjurai, quits his/her post, or when ninjurai vote in wanting a new elected leader. Ninjurai will always prioritize somebodys cry for needs before their own personal matters. Becoming a ninjurai is open to anybody with good intentions. anyone wanting to become a Ninjurai will be put through trials and persecution must be put through an initiation test before becoming a ninjurai apprentice, nontheless ninjurai.

(c) Allen Papa

to become a ninjurai, you must follow The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku

The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku by Youjinyari January 6, 2008

ninjuries 

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.

Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs

ninjuries by Wild and Witless June 2, 2006

ninjarai 

The combination of a ninja and a samurai. Having the stealth and cunning of a ninja combined with the quick-draw techniques and stronger attacks of a samurai.

Dood, that ninjarai just totally ninjapwned those lamers!

ninjarai by Necro_EX June 11, 2006

ninjuries 

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.

I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.

ninjuries by d3vilsr3j3ct82 April 11, 2015