tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

tearjerker

1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.

What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.

by nofgiehehderegsdff April 13, 2006

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009

tenaj

a female pretending to be male

thats no mangina, hes a tenaj

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

tearjerk

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

by Hirotter January 14, 2008

Tearjerker

Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.

The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote

by effurm the retarded rabbit September 28, 2005