tearjerker

Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.

— Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.

— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.

by pimpschoolgraduate July 21, 2019

tearjerker

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).

Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.

by Fleaswife January 8, 2022

tearjerker

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.

"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

tearjerker

a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.

Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.

by JoeSchmo September 30, 2006