Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).

Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.

by Fleaswife January 8, 2022

Tearjerker

it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.

"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

Tearjerker

Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.

Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"

by Tearjerker April 24, 2010

Tearjerker

Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.

The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote

by effurm the retarded rabbit September 28, 2005

Tearjerking

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.

Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.

by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009