Tebowing

Tebowing is the position one assumes in a bath house, park restroom, stadium or other public setting as a prelude to offer oral sex. The 'tebower' kneels with one knee to the ground then supports their jaw in preparation for lengthy oral sex session they are about to facilitate.

He keeps tebowing but so far only Carlos and Jesus have taken him up on it. I think he wants $5 for every tebow he gives. Oh wow... that was one of the best tebows I've ever had, now bend over.

by Anton Berlin December 17, 2011

Tebowing

When your religion is more of a spectacle than your skill set.

"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."

by JustDizzle January 22, 2012

Tebowing

A sexual position used frequently in gay male pornography where the recipient kneels on one knee while placing the opposite foot forward in order to allow a better camera view of the penetration. The position is sometimes used (although infrequently) in heterosexual pornography.

During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.

by denisclaire December 19, 2011

Tenoritis

A disease which primarily afflicts altos, causing them to stop being roped into boring harmonies that you can't even hear over the sopranos and start singing with the tenors, usually better and with more power. Despite being a disease, it is often considered a blessing to those with true tenor ranges who are being held down by the man and/or traditional gender roles.

Conductor: Alex, I didn't hear you on that harmony.
Alex: Sorry, man, I've got tenoritis.

Jill: Kat, I'm so sick of not being heard.
Kat: Let's go sing with Lilly, she's got tenoritis. It's super contagious.

by qree May 13, 2010

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011