taedra

The most beautiful and caring person in the world. No one can do better than her. She adds joy to the people that are close to her.

Taedra is more beautiful than the stars.

by coolioholmes November 3, 2014

Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.

Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.

by Mann Jr October 31, 2007

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

by Jeema November 22, 2007

illegal takedown

What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.

This was an illegal takedown that failed.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

Taser Monkey

A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.

Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?

Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.

Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.

Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!

Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!

by taserbrain February 12, 2010

tasheda

One who is out going;loud;loves a good party and on the outside is a beautiful women that loves to use file language. She loves scary movies and comedy's and has a very sweet heart

DUDE: "man did u see that tasheda she was beautiful."

by ROSE03 February 23, 2015