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1.) Target is a corrupt store, that pushes workers to unreachable limits. The average worker keeps his job for 1 day to 30 days, before being fired or quits. Employee moral is always low, other workers pressure new comers to leave if the college option is open to them. Target employees have to call customers: guests, co-workers: team members, boss: leader, and put on a fake smile every day. There's two divisions of Target's work force. You work 40 hours a week and no more, over time can result in termination or time cut the following week.

Dayside: Working 10AM-12AM Dayside deals with guests, zones isles, get's harassed, and sells products. Day side always needs to be on their toes if a guest hits the infamous red box of doom in the isles. Day side needs to know the store or have their ass chewed out by Team Leaders. Day side gets fucked into 15 minute breaks, and the second highest fire rate in the store. Dayside hates the over night team.

Overnight: Where I work, and single handedly the longest 8 hours (plus) one can work at Target. You're locked in the store, and must stock the entire place in 8 hours. Including backstock. The night begins with the line, putting boxes that come off the line onto pallets then bowling those into aisles. After that you take break, then start pushing the isles. Take break, work, then leave. During this time bosses are everywhere telling you to hustle, and riding your ass. Overnight has the highest quit/fire rate in Target. No point in knowing people who join, they wont be there long enough.

Employees: Low moral, low self-esteen individuals, who are doomed to target. What they did in their life couldn't have been that bad to get this. If you have college options avaliable, take them. Your fellow employees pressure you to quit so you can avoid the agony of Target. Most people there are either people fresh from prison, or are 18-20 and have X* amount of kids.

*Any number between 1 and 8.
Target sucks, I spent my week's 40 hours in 2 days, now I get to suck dick to help pay for my house.
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Why go to Target when you can get the same thing cheaper at Wal-Mart
Target by The Omnipresence December 12, 2003
A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.
Target Staff Member #1: Hey, want a chance for a target card?
Me: No, thanks.
Target Staff Member #2: Would you like to sign up for a target card?
Me: No...
Target Staff Member #3: Would you like to apply for a targe...
Me: NO! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD!
target by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
the act of being unfair to other students and singling them out. Common practices include walking past the whole class just to tell a student to put their phone away. or if your sons name is mark you are automatically targetting students.
The lebanese immigrant Hana Hammersmasher was targetting the students. "Dont ever use that word in my classroom! Aaron you are being disruptive! STOP! Just STOP TALKING!" The wathomnator huffed and puffed exausted from a days work of targetting students in they/them class. Other examples include "Mrs. Jaberwocky what are your pronouns?" Students will ask important questions like these and the teacher would shut them down immediately. This would allow students to conclude that she is homophobic and does not respect pronouns.
target by Mark Asirwatham May 1, 2023
You must be rich if you shop at target
Target by Queen munchkin January 12, 2017
A store that you'll get decent pay but have to deal with stuck up, snotty bitches thinking they can make you the gopher(go for this-go for that) chump. Also being more over priced than Walmart for shitty, break the next day items. Nickname: "Tarzshay" used by Target frequenters who like to make it sounds like they are going somewhere more important.
I'm sorry, I have a 1:30 appointment at Tarzshay...
target by BigNRichCowgirl January 6, 2005
the comunist company
i hate target
target by syd February 1, 2004