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Tottenham Hotspur

The most over rated football team in London, 99% of fans think they are as good as Barcelona and they have a Cock sitting on a basketball for a badge. Envious of their North London rivals Arsenal who completely own them in every way possible, (ground, kit, fans, sponsors, headlines, players, manager etc)

Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.
Aaron: Did you see Tottenham Hotspur get spanked by (insert any team here) at the weekend?

Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.

Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.
by Luckymeh September 25, 2010
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Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
"We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"

"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
by Mealingz March 27, 2008
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tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.
Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.
by Lon April 15, 2006
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North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)
The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
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Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge
Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.
by the f.a December 30, 2018
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Tittonicks

When a girl has extremely large breast, but when gets older they sink
Those girls tits look nice but I bet they will get Tittonicks!
by Tyler, Trevor June 17, 2010
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Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse
Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife
by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021
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