Shelf

A pair of tits that are so big you can use them as a shelf.

Look at the shelf on that stripper.

by merdogg January 16, 2010

Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016

Shelf

A girl with a awesome pair of boobs

Dude did you see that girls shelf? They look like they can hold a stack of books

by Lee John March 12, 2014

shelf

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

by emalicia August 31, 2007

shelf

a recently invented athletic sexual manouver similar to a WWF smackdown move.

the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy

matt used the shelf move on leia last night and broke something in her vag

by olly k October 09, 2007

shelf

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

by Shred October 07, 2004

shelf

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

by Gooche May 11, 2004