Jesuit Tampa

The best private school in Tampa, Florida. The school consists of 680 young men who are athletic, intelligent, and downright sexy. Females flock to Jesuit events in hopes on finding a dominant male mating partner. Jesuit consistenly sends kids to college unlike other schools such as Tampa Catholic and Plant.

"Wow, not only is that Jesuit Tampa guy hot, but he's going somewhere in life. I want to carry his children."

by Joe Sabin October 29, 2009

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

Tampa Bay Spot Shower

When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit the fan, you are rewarded with the semen shower.

Dan came up short for weeks, but was finally able soak himself with the tampa bay spot shower.

by Pete Leclerc April 18, 2009

Tampa Dylan

Tampa Dylan is an incredibly powerful being. He could solo any verse. This being was born when Dylan Remick went to Tampa and posted a super drippy pic on Instagram.

The world could easily be destroyed by Tampa Dylan.

by SleepyPanda123 April 18, 2021

tampa bay

often mistaken as a city (it's actually made up of two main cities, Tampa and St. Pete). Home of two former championship teams (Lightning and Bucs)

But the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are always getting pissed on.

by TBone November 6, 2004

New Tampa

Northern part of Tampa, sandwiched between Tampa Palms and the Pasco County line. Very affluent and clean area. Not much to do except for Starbucks and Muvico, but a great place to live and hang out.

I live in Live Oak and always wind up at Wal-Mart or something. Not much to do here per-se, but it's a great place to live nonetheless. New Tampa is tight!

by W.C.'s Own July 15, 2006

Tampa Bay Box Shark

(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.

Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.

by Jungle Junky June 16, 2010