Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
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Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
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Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
by 23Yuna23 April 6, 2021
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by childesimp June 5, 2021
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friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
by ashytoes December 26, 2021
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The beat that I’m banging is delicious.
Tartagalicious definition make the girls go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from a photo.
You can see me, you can’t squeeze me. I ain’t easy I ain’t sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease ‘em. Girls just come and go like seasons
The beat that I’m banging is delicious.
Tartagalicious definition make the girls go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from a photo.
You can see me, you can’t squeeze me. I ain’t easy I ain’t sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease ‘em. Girls just come and go like seasons
by rexlapis_zhongli November 3, 2021
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by b o o pp op March 25, 2021
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They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me, you can squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
girls just come and go like seasons
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me, you can squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
girls just come and go like seasons
by tartagalicious April 8, 2021
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