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Taft High School
noun; a school for wannabe gangbangers, dropouts, drug addicts, and hoes. your parents only let you go there because of the IB program. lit ass hoco though. OH and also the security guards stay sniffing you out for any drugs with the metal detectors up all the time.
Taft High School by nahfamimanon September 17, 2019
Taft Highschool
1)HELL
2)Aka: Satans lair
3)A high school which is run by the devil himself. An unfortunate group of +- 300 students are enslaved each year and forced to cope with non-stop bitching and prepubescent adults with severe ego issues
4) A building that has been filled to the brim with arrogant, rich, anorexic, slutty, conceited, pot-smoking individuals who believe they have a future in this world when in fact, most of them do not. And most of them wear preppy clothes, such as Abercrombie or Hollister and consider themselves to be wealthy. These students then harass and pick on the more unique individuals, who complain to the staff, and guess what? Nothing is done about it.
5)A school with some of the most painfully inept teachers and staff who don't give a damn about students harassing each other or wearing slutty clothing since Minotti left the building.
2)Aka: Satans lair
3)A high school which is run by the devil himself. An unfortunate group of +- 300 students are enslaved each year and forced to cope with non-stop bitching and prepubescent adults with severe ego issues
4) A building that has been filled to the brim with arrogant, rich, anorexic, slutty, conceited, pot-smoking individuals who believe they have a future in this world when in fact, most of them do not. And most of them wear preppy clothes, such as Abercrombie or Hollister and consider themselves to be wealthy. These students then harass and pick on the more unique individuals, who complain to the staff, and guess what? Nothing is done about it.
5)A school with some of the most painfully inept teachers and staff who don't give a damn about students harassing each other or wearing slutty clothing since Minotti left the building.
Taft Highschool by NSYNCRW2 August 6, 2011
Taft's Buttplug
A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
Taft's Buttplug by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011