TAFT

Too Asexual For That

Leonardio Da Vinci was the OG member of TAFT.

Friend 1: You gon' smash that D*** TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: dude. WHAT? NO. TAFT. -proceeds to eating a meal4one consisting of frozen veggie patties and sugar packets-

Friend 1: Hey isn't that guy hot?
Friend 2: Yeah, super emotional and skinny, so hotttt.

Friend 1: Wait, aren't you TAFT?
Friend 2: You can appreciate when you're TAFT, you just don't want to do anything about it.

Friend 1: Can I join TAFT?
Friend 2: Sure! Do you like fornicating though?
Friend 1: Yes
Friend 2: Then no.

by Cmoney$$ June 24, 2016

TAFT

a drug addicted, trailar park, full of incestual Rednecks

TAFT, just 5 mins away from the Orlando Airport.

by Joseph & Brain, The FAT Kids. November 16, 2003

TAFT

Acronym: Times Are Fucking Tough. In other words life sucks, deal with it.

"the boss is making me work though lunch"

"TAFT"

"true that."

by Swintronix April 20, 2009

TAFT

Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know

"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"

or

"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"

by I'm Taft October 8, 2011

TAFT

Plaza that is the official hagout ot the GHTPs

Let's go to taft and tear it up!

by Prandeh January 21, 2004

TAFT

time For A Tug

Guy 1: hey hows it goin?
Guy 2: TAFT!

by total slawter January 6, 2010

TAFT

TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.

I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack

by Roughbeast September 6, 2018