crying, sobbing, throwing up

the definition is in the word itself. It can mean crying over angst or sobbing over something you don't have. likeeeee does that make sense or..

Mitski's song A Pearl has been on loop for 2 days.

crying, sobbing, throwing up.

by yannie_xx May 24, 2022

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Swoobing

The term swoobing originated from the words 'boob' and 'swooping'.
It derived from the male-dominated sport of spotting and admiring a woman's cleavage or observing those upper-chest-advantaged ladies who are out in public and proud of their endowments. Men would spot the 'boobs' and then 'swoop' past for a better view.
Henceforth, the sport became known as swoobing.

Technical note 1:
Women are known to swoob on other women purely for comparison purposes and/or hate/admiration, while men do it purely for the love of the sport.

Technical note 2:
The sport of swoobing does not condone the verbal/physical harassment of women. It is a non-verbal and non-contact sport.

Technical note 3:
Swoobing can merely involve the subtle suggestion to one's friend to check out a potential 'swoob' forthcoming, or the mutual silent acknowledgment between 'swoober' and 'swoobee' of her great swoob attributes.

"Was there much at Rhodes to look at during lunch?"
"You missed out on all the swoobing playboy. So much swoobing!"

by Mr Flossy February 7, 2010

Stobbling

Stumbling and wobbling when intoxicated.

Lisa is stobbling down the hallway!

by 3flowerchildssj December 13, 2016

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure

Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!

by Robojooz September 23, 2004