shitennis

playing a game of tennis while you’re shitting on the toilet

girl- “hey man do u wanna play shitennis”

by shittenniser September 1, 2022

swite

When you say sweet as meaning that the thing that you are looking at is very sweet. But it is usually something big or high. That is what makes it swite.

Look at that swite chandelier.

by phillip cohen April 10, 2004

swite

A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs

If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite

by drew23ski April 30, 2009

swithen

Swithen is a funny boy who flys 24/7 like a nunu fish

Eric: Look at swithen!!
Swithen: I'm so flyyy!!!

by WitherMeGay June 15, 2014

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

switing

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

"Quick, the ginger bitch is still following us!" "Let's run up the escalators!" "Dude, that was some excellent switing."

by switing October 27, 2010

swite

A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.

She said she'd go out with me? Swite.

by Tim June 13, 2003