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shitennis

playing a game of tennis while you’re shitting on the toilet
girl- “hey man do u wanna play shitennis”
by shittenniser September 1, 2022
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the Stennis way

to be thrust into a situation for which you are totally unequipped.

Originally from "Ernest Goes to Camp" - Counselor Stennis teaches the boys to swim by throwing them into the water and saying "You're going to learn to swim the Stennis way!"

Can be used to describe any sort of situation you're thrown into without preperation.
"my math teacher sucks - all he does is teach the Stennis way!"
by That's what she said February 12, 2007
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Shiteknight

A shiteknight is a person with low self-esteem who combats this with an unwavering need to aid others in maintaining the delusion that they were born in the wrong body. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their need to center men in gender-critical activism. Most commonly sighted in older men in regards to transgender identifying males.

Chronic shiteknighting often occurs in correlation with chronic self-esteem problems where the person needs to maintain a high view of themselves through self-righteous acts of pseudo-kindness. These people surround themselves with men and women still suffering from unresolved delusions of gender as a means to harvest praise and adulation for speaking over and denigrating women who question their tactics.

Shiteknighting is also associated with metastasized misogyny, homophobia, racism, and ableism as a shield against cognitive dissonance induced by requests from peers to examine one's behavior for bias.
"When women say Hayton is no ally of theirs because of his continued engagement in his autogynephilia fetish in women's spaces, Graham Linehan shiteknights for him."
by Amy Denver January 22, 2022
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Shennise

The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Shennise is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. She loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. Shennise will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch attitude, but is actually a sweetheart. Men will easily fall in love with such beauty.
"Dude, i met this girl last night and i think im in love..."
"She's prolly a Shennise"
by mark22041 August 29, 2012
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shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.
Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.
by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020
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Shitegeist

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.
"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"
by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009
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Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.
by ebghjebb October 2, 2016
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