Definitions by drew23ski

shwite 

Another definition of swite ( a cross between shite and sweat)

Just an alternate spelling. Shwite being more shitey and swite being majority sweaty

I can smell shwite off them gunks. I was sweatin my ass off and i know i followed thru with one of them last farts. What a horrid mixture

shwite by drew23ski October 17, 2009

2 stroke 

A 2 stroke is when you dip your wick(have sex) but you blow the bag ie orgasm way to quickly thats its extremely embarrassing. Worst case scenario being after one stroke in, one stroke out and its all over!! damnn

I was so embarrassed the next morning. When i had sex with my girl, i done a 2 stroke

2 stroke by drew23ski October 17, 2009

turf lodge facelift 

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift

Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline

turf lodge facelift by drew23ski October 17, 2009

swite 

A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs

If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite

swite by drew23ski April 30, 2009