Swear down

Expression used when you tell an unbelievable story that is in fact very true.

My little brother is addicted to violent violent games, swear down, I smashed his xbox in front of him.

by Billy-Soo October 7, 2019

swear word

something naught my mummy told me never to do.

oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

Swear Train

The act of letting loose a long string of expletives and curse words. Usually brought on by pain, frustration, or drunkenness. The term "Swear Train" has its roots in 1885 in Topeka, Kansas, when famed Weston Hughes fell off the roof of an express train and swore for a record three hours.

Joe: Did you hear the Swear Train that Bobby let loose when Teresa kicked him in the balls?

Dick: Dude, that must have been one hell of a long train!

by LeSuave January 29, 2012

Swear on the stew

Swearing on the stew is a term that is to tell the truth, kind of like "No Cap" . This was made popular by the youtubers Miniminter, Zerkaa, Vikkstar, and Ricegum. To swear on the stew you put up right hand and make your palm face forward, then you make a fist with your left hand and say "I swear in the stew" as you move your left hand left to right.

Zerkaa: swear on the stew if your telling the truth

Miniminter:"I swear on the stew"

by GabeCorrigan69 October 21, 2019

swear like a sailor

Someone who swears a lot, like in every single sentence

Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro

by Mr. Dickinson January 7, 2018

Swear Words

WARNING: this definition contains mature content and memes not suitable for people aged under 13

Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.

fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.

by the April 13, 2021

swear to dale

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

by Goob September 4, 2004