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Swampon

A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.
Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
by saint scams July 19, 2012
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Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
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to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue
"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."
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Dick-swapping

Having sex with multiple people in a short amount of time
Shorty was fuckin Marquis this morning, now she fucking raquin. She stay dick-swapping
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taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015
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Whats swappin

The alternative way to saywhats up” but youll have more clout saying “swappin”
Michael saidwhats swappin b”
by Michaeldeeznuts August 17, 2019
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Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.
To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!
by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021
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