sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

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Sweeney'd

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.

"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."

by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008

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Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!

by AliceAddams December 3, 2009

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Sweeney Swag

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.

Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.

by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013

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