Surfsquatch

A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.

Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees, and all he's wearing is that bright red thong... grody.

by Kassandra Lester June 18, 2008

Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.

Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

slutsquatch

A slut that gets around so quick all pictures of her are blurry.

I tried to get a picture of you with that girl but she's a real slutsquatch and it's all blurry.

by readthis May 12, 2013

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

Dirty Sasquatch

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!

Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.

by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008

sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Urban Sasquatch

An individual who may be unusually tall, may have a weird outlook on fashion, and are sensitive to the fact that they carry these attributes and often will take out there aggression by threats and punches. May also be referred to as Urban Yeti.

I shouldn't have made fun of that Urban Sasquatch because I got my ass kicked.

by MadSkyllz August 3, 2007