surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.

The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.

by poserboarder January 5, 2011

sufface

To follow up a verbal message with a statement of further clarity to ensure that the message's receiver understands the sender's true intenion. A sufface is normally the sign of a sender being insecure, paranoid, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, and/or frightened to death of offending someone. An antonym to preface.

As a sufface to our conversation last night where I told you your chocolate chip cookies were the best in town, please understand that I meant any town - not just the town in which we live.

by kpvs311 April 29, 2011

Surface

One who doesn't or isn't able to have a complex thought process when listening to music; Thinks of everything basically.

He thinks lil yachty is a good rapper, Probably because he's so surface.

by Bhanty February 12, 2017

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016

surface memer

A surface memer is what one could label someone who thinks they’re in touch with meme culture but in reality they’re just into normie memes (examples of normie memes can be found on instagram pages such as @ kalesalad, @ Daquan, or @ 3.14...)
Often times might say they’re into “dank memes” but in reality don’t know what real dank memes typically consist of. (And no not all dank memes have to be offensive)

People who think they’re such a memer just because they have a lot of screenshots from Salice Rose or Daquan in their camera roll tend to just be surface memers or normies. Daniel thought he was a total memer just because he recreated a Gavin “bitch I’m tryna love you” meme.

by I’m just being honest November 25, 2017

surface poo

A bush poo done on the surface instead of a hole.

I was busting so I did a surface poo before burying it.

That lazy pig did a surface poo.

by BigDog75 January 5, 2020