Suit-covered anus 

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

Suit-covered anus by Peter January 23, 2005

suit covered anus 

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.

suit covered anus by Peter May 13, 2005

Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.

A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."

Suit Douche by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009

suit day

A day in which a group of friends and/or acquaintances dress in suits for a regular occasion, such as going to lunch at fast food joints or going to school on a day that is not special at all.

Ikeo: "Tomorrow is suit day"
John: "Shit, my only suit is at the cleaners until Friday!"
Ikeo: "We'll reschedule."

suit day by Dude John James February 6, 2008

suit it n' boot it

To get dressed up to the nines and head out for a night on the town

'Aiite fella, get yourself all Gucci'd up. Tonight we're gonna suit it n' boot it!'

suit it n' boot it by whiskymack February 19, 2004

suit up 

- To grow some balls, as it pertains to the pursuit of women. The act of "suiting up" is a realization of values that make a man attractive to a woman, and a rejection of the values of a man that are idealized in women, but provide no success pragmatically in attraction. This includes rejecting notions of being nice, seeking to be liked for whom you are, and treating a woman well etc. Hence, "suiting up" is a moment of growth and acceptance of such things necessary to attraction as playing hard to get, being rich, being cocky, having good hygiene, and dressing well. This phrase is derived from the physical action of putting on a suit or "suiting up" in order to impress the ladies.

Barney: Hey, did you get lucky on your date last night?

Ted: I treated her with the utmost respect and attention and she told me never to call her again.

Barney: Suit up, buddy.

Joe: Im so nice to women and all they do is shit on me. Time to suit up!

suit up by Steven Brinks November 18, 2010

Suit Dummy 

a person who possesses little knowledge but dresses like an expert. Typically not educated but has much pride in being a corporate piss-on. Minion.

Banker at Wells Fargo, Financial Advisor at Mass Mutual, members of the tea party and GOP. Those bots at the financial office are nothing but a bunch of suit dummies. Example 2: That suit dummy has those people fooled.

Suit Dummy by rhymeswithblonde March 5, 2013