Student Body 

A term used to describe the people who love to "get involved" in campus activities. Usually they are "independent" and the only way they make friends is by joining an organization or going to an event put together by the university. People of the Student Body enjoy pep rallies, making fun of greek life, and riding bicycles on sidewalks made for walking.

John: "I know our team is terrible at football but I can't wait for the pep rally tonight! I love supporting my school!"

Tim: "But its friday night you douche."

John: "Ya!! Everyone will be there! Plus there is free pizza after!"

Tim:"God, you're so Student Body."

Student Body by tightbutthole69 December 17, 2013

Student Loan 

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

Student Loan by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012

Student loans 

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

Student loans by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

student cake 

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

student cake by deformedchicken May 6, 2017

student shower 

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

student shower by MudHide January 21, 2021

Student loan 

You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!

Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.

Student loan by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019

Student's Pet 

When a teacher tries to become 'cool' or level with their students. Usually given to a teacher that has failed at the attempt.

You know that Mr Johnson? He is such a student's pet... He tried winning the class over with these stupid games.

Student's Pet by GibbonGal December 9, 2008