stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.

Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.

"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"

by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021

Stonefish

A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.

I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.

by sus1737 December 16, 2022

stoneristic

some one who is acting retarded or slow

dude your totally being stoneristic

by stevenn uribes March 11, 2009

Steedish

A female with anatomically generous proportions and possesses a dominant attitude.

Damn...Alexandria came up in the spot looking mad steedish in them booty shorts.

by sideshowseri November 13, 2010

stonedicated

When you're stoned, and intoxicated, and maybe feel vindicated about current issues by being enhanced...et al.

Man, I was so stonedicated at that rally last night. Blissfully stoned and mildly intoxicated and so vindicated by the power of people.
stoned intoxicated vindicated

by mstrogers April 19, 2018

Stoneristic

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.

That's stoneristic wisdom.

by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018