stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person

Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.

by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017

stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

get stiffen

it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...

I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.

by atzuska November 12, 2004

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

stiffler's mom

Any stiff or strong alcoholic beverage.

"Hey man what you drinking?" "A Stiffler's Mom bro."

by Big Reddd February 6, 2008

Stiffler

Person who thinks they know real music when in actuality they do not; person who jumps on a bandwagon after someone or something becomes popular.

Many people became Stiffler's when visors were popular.

by xlae-x March 24, 2003

stiffler

Those certain people who deside that they need to go out to a restraurant to eat and rack up a $100 check then also deside not to tip the server.

Bob brings his family out to eat at a restraurant and the bill is $150. He pay with two $100 bills and gets $50 in change. Leaves without leaving so much as a penny of the change his server knows he has. He is therefore a stiffler.

by briq December 6, 2006