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Steven Lim

Singapore most famous guy, just kidding. That sunnavabitch doesn't know what is deep throat and he's a dick head guy who doesn't know that people say he's handsome just to get "comment-likes" on Facebook. He think he's so handsome that he take photo everytime, before he sleep after he sleep.

Once, he even video himself reporting a PRANK call to a police, a retard.
Hello everyone, my name is Steven Lim, and I own a model agency of 2001 people. I'm a local (Singapore) celebrity, (he's just lying, he's not. Nobody gives a shit to him) and I'm very famous in Singapore (fuck my life).
by CheeseBeanSoup November 26, 2011
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Steven Stewart

He is a fucking little pedo who shags kids he likes the feel of kids dick. Better known as stevo the pedo. Please keep him away from your kids he will try to put his cock up their arse. He has a white van and drives it around the parks looking for kids to snatch
by 384829572938582 October 28, 2019
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Steven Armstrong

Refers to anyone who's very muscular, manly, has good ideals, and wants to run for president but failed. Some of these people can predict future memes and quotes, like President Trump's "Make America Great Again". If lucky, these people can become meme's themselves! But these people absolutely hate people named "Jack" for their own reasons.

Can also be used as an alias or codename for someone manly
I heard the a "Steven Armstrong" is running for president!

Whoa, your boyfriend is such a "Steven Armstrong!"
Nanomachines, son!
by Therealexcelsus December 29, 2017
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Steven Universe

A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.
Steven Universe is the only thing that keeps me on Cartoon Network these days.
by lonelyrootbeer February 21, 2015
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stevenmcguire

Of or relating to a truck in which a poop hot dog is present, and or summer eve douches.
Look at that stevenmcguire over there, it looks like there is some derekewing in it.
by john stamos's nuts February 22, 2010
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Jada stevens

Loves to sit on Dominic’s face or have her ass cheeks between Dominic’s face Jada stevens is the sexiest and a pornstar with the perfect always down to fuck Dominic any time any where anyhow any place she has a gorilla grip coochie
Damn Jada Stevens is here i bet she doesn’t know Dominic’s here
by Vulnerable fetish June 13, 2022
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Lake Stevens

A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:

1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons

3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around

4) people who party and/or sleep around

5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers

other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake

All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?

You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011
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