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A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:

1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons

3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around

4) people who party and/or sleep around

5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers

other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake

All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?

You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011
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A quaint town with a train at the bottom of its lake.
Today I traveled to the quaint town of Lake Stevens.
by lakestevens March 24, 2020
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A small town in washington that is kinda of lame. The only thing entertaining is the Lake, but that gets boring quickly, the town festival (aquafest) is cool, but it's only for three days, and the city council keeps voiting down a skate park.

Basically shitty, and full of rich preppy kids and wangster kids who think they're amazing, but really need to get a reality check, because the best time of their life will be high school, then they'll spend the rest of it flipping burgers at McDonalds.

The schools are full of stoners and kids with issues, especially cavalero, and most kids can't wait to get out of this podunk place and go to college.
Wangster Kid: I'm from lake stevens. I'm gangster as HELL!

Gangster Kid: Bitch! Better get running now!
by The Skittle Queen July 31, 2008
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a bull shit town with a tiny ass lake where people can not be trusted and think they are bad ass when they are all white freaks and live off their parents until they are 25.
girl: oh hey lets go back to your place tonight, in lake stevens.

guy (25 years of age): hold on let me call my mom.
by f*** me July 31, 2008
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Lake stevens is basically a town full of fake people who snitch on you if you do something wrong. The most common people you’ll meet are 1. Fake hoes 2.druggies potheads 4.normal fuckers

The only thing this damn town lives for is football. Basically you either do drugs or play sports bc that’s all there is to do. But there are the few that manage to drink and do drugs and play sports. The rich kids live in the downtown area. And the kids that live in the height think they’re the shit cus they think they ghetto. The worst thing about lake stevens is the mid high. It’s middle school and highschool in one. It’s called cavelero mid high. With 8th and 9th graders only. But the school is shitty the principal is shitty and the teachers are shitty and the kids that go there are shitty. Basically all anyone want to do is get outta this bunk ass town but about 90% of the people who graduated here will stay here. The only cool thing about this town is that Chris Pratt graduated from here. Fuck lake stevens or ‘fake stevens’
Guy 1: bro where do u live?
Guy 2: Bret I live in lake stevens
Guy 1: HAHA that sucks for u lmao
by im not gonna do this February 23, 2018
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Only the greatest thing that ever happened to Lake Stevens.
The place is crawling with jocks. What sport are they best known for? Almost everything, especially wrestling. They even have a True Life MTV special called "True Life: On The Mat."

Lake Stevens placed third in state with their football season of 2011-2012.
Every other freaking sport goes to state practically.
It's kind of disgusting.
Kid: Dude, I saw you on MTV.
Kid from Lake Stevens: Ya, I wrestle for Lake Stevens. I'm kind of a big deal. LAKE STEVENS SPORTS.
by Rubber Ducky69 January 19, 2012
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The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.
I live in Lake Stevens, Washington, and it is the best place to be.
by Morgan12345 February 18, 2009
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