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dumple stiltzken

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.
(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.
by DKali January 19, 2009
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Stelter

Stelter is the name for the highest amount and density of bullshit possible, bullshit including not only direct falsehoods, but mind numbing twists and intentional omissions to fit a narrative. The extremely high bullshit output of this mainstream media pundit is the level of bullshit taken in by his viewer's brains.
Moving up the mainstream media bullshit scale from smallest to largest - watching CNN for a short time (under one hour) is considered a Deuce. Watching for ah hour to an hour and a half is a Deuce and a half. Watching for two hours to four hours is a Double Deuce. Watching CNN for an entire day would be big and messy ! So big it would not flush ! It is called a Stelter !!! This could cause a Pink Sock (look it up in the Urban Dictionary)
by Iron clad sak September 4, 2020
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alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006
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seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Stelzner

The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.
Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"
by Genius112233 June 19, 2009
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Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.
Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"
by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010
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Seltzoid

a person who is always on twitter, endlessly tweeting and can never step away from the computer or put down the phone
You're such a seltzoid, get off of your phone!
by harry65454 August 2, 2013
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