Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

Larry Stylinson

An undying love between One Direction bandmates Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, lead by other bandmate Captain Niall Horan. This relation'ship' started when Louis and Harry were both in the X-Factor toilets and 16 year old Harry urinated on 18 year old Louis' shoe and said "Oops!", Louis replied with "Hi!". Later on they found out they were going to be put in a band together, then Louis proceeded to jump into Harry's arms and let Harry carry him offstage. 9 years into this relationship and the 'chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes' story is still alive and so are our larents.

Person 1: Did you see the Paris interview? Larry Stylinson is so adorable!
Person 2: I prefer the Wellington moment but the Paris interview is always in our hearts!

by harrytoplinson November 3, 2019

Larry Stylinson

"Does the little one with the cheekbones know that the prince is in love with him?" In which the little one is Louis, of course, and the prince is Harry. Also chicken wrapped in parma ham stuffed with mozzarella with a side of homemade mash.

Harry: Lou, can I give you a blowjob?
Louis: I'd love it, if you just wait.
Niall: *turns to look at Larry* anfjkebkw LARRY STYLINSON IS REAL BITCH I SHIP BULLSHIT

by larrycarrots28 May 5, 2020

Stalinium

An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.

Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.

"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."

by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...

Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.

by John()Smith February 5, 2019

“Staying on the edge”

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.

“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Tropical Stalin

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy

1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

by The Real Zimmer June 2, 2011