stalker-ish

to act like a stalker, but to not be a stalker

if marilyn is 18 comments from her big 2000th comment on myspace, Omar will not make 18 comments, for that would be very Stalker-ish. Which is not cool

by Omaid Faiz June 18, 2007

snackerish

Feeling of being hungry, but not for something large.

Lydia Ruth was feeling snackerish and went to get some granola and milk.

by OhnoOfEvony February 28, 2011

Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.

Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.

by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Stalkerstache

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

stalefish

It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.

Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

Stalkersauras

likes to walk behind people and yell out and spell Rawr !!

if you are a stalkersauras like me, Awsome :D
my friends .. you know who wrote this!!!

this is my creation, please add some more definisions if you want to add some more things :)

Us Stalkersauras's love to walk behind our friends and when they tun around you stand like a tree and yell out TREE !!! Or CACTUS !!! and stand like a cactus :)

by stalkersauras creater November 24, 2011

Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006