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Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
by executecodered March 11, 2013
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shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.
Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?
by JMeezy June 1, 2006
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Sneaky Stiffler

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.
"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."
by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009
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Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie" movie series.
Noun: The fucking monster, the fucking evil, or the fucing king ....

Who wants to enjoy the life with girls....
No tension at all..
And do not do real love...
My name is Stiffler and i love to Fuck...
by Akhilesh Stiffler... November 23, 2010
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fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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stiffle

"look at that girls stiffles!"
"gross, put a bra on, whore!"
by Bette Mild February 19, 2009
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snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.
Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009
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