cpu spike

When the Central Processing Unit (cpu usage) shoots up.
Such as 2% to 60%. It doesn't necessarily have to go to 100%.

The computer is idle and suddenly you run a hardcore game. The CPU spikes at that instance.

by mailsummit2000 June 18, 2008

Spiker

A dual-wieldable gun in Halo 3.
Shoots spikes, hence the name.

zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.

by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009

Sike Naw

1. To negate a previous statement.
2. To express sarcasm.
3. To express disagreement with someone else's previous statement.

"The Boilermakers are sweet. Sike naw, they're terrible.
"I should spend Saturday night hanging out with my parents. Sike naw."
"I say sike naw too much."
"Sike naw, no you don't."

by Taco John October 12, 2003

Spike Dies!

A spoiler that reveals too much information.

Man 1: Spike Dies!
Man 2: Dammit, you ruined the ending!

by G.L. September 27, 2004

drop a spike

To take a dump; defecate

Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"

by stockman09 November 26, 2007

spike jonze

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

by megan sarasua January 17, 2008

spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013