squishmale

to molest or hit on a girl who is completely uninterested in the guy.

"man, what is that guy doing? she obviously hates him. so why is he trying?"

"oh hes just pulling a squishmale"

by the russian in vista October 28, 2008

squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Squashbangle

To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.

The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.

by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017

shushmas

Something that dumb hoe Megan says when she knows she’s wrong, and just wants Randy to end the conversation.

Randy: see bitch i told ya if you drank all that vodka I’d have to pick your drunk ass up off the toilet!
Megan: Shushmas!

by [e-mail] September 7, 2018

squashamole

Squashamole - fake Guacamole made with squash instead of avocados.

Would you like to try our squashamole?

by Jamsmommy1981 August 2, 2019