squashmaxxing 

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

squashmaxxing by Scylla99 March 12, 2024

smashmaxxing 

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.

1a. Hittin' it

1b. Tappin that ass.

Person 1: Damn I get no bitches
Person 2: so you are not smashmaxxing? lol.

smashmaxxing by Kalikk November 27, 2023

squanchmaxxing 

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

squanchmaxxing by squidelish June 16, 2024