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a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
by XIkrauserIX February 22, 2010
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