Squinty 

When people look at clocks and have to squint.

Only a squinty can't tell time!

Squinty by Brendan & Westley January 22, 2008

squatty potty 

A stool for a better stool!

Did you get the new squatty potty?

squatty potty by ajcollins15 March 10, 2016

Squatty 

What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.

Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act.

Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty.

Squatty by TheFakeMantiTeo May 21, 2015

squanto

he is a very wise indian who lives in the back woods of dunbarton. at one time he lived in a indian village in squantam NH
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear

yo yo man, me and ian where sitting an assembly in school
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay

squanto by trevor langley October 5, 2004

squanto

when the dude gets in a handstand and the girls jumps on his dick.

mr. jonson gave sammie the squanto of her life

squanto by secretlover99 January 13, 2008

SQUANT 

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

SQUANT by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

squinty day 

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

squinty day by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008