Spoonga

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

by Lambchops December 7, 2004

Little spoon

The person infront while cuddling. Usually the better position to be cuddling.

"Denise should always be little spoon."

"Of course," said Megan.

by Littlespoon4lyfe April 22, 2016

Thunder-spoon

This is the spoon you use when you have seriously filled the toilet, and you know there is no way that it will flush!

The thunder spoon can be used to poke the mound into a flushable form or may be used to scoop the offending mound into a bucket allowing one to double flush safely.

Please note a thunder-spoon should NEVER be used for eating!

Ken:
“Annie – pass the thunder-spoon, there’s no way this is gonna flush!”

by Honda919 February 4, 2009

bro-spoon

You and a close bro are forced to sleep in the same bed, resulting in a little-spoon big-spoon situation. It's not gay, its bromantic.

Bro 1 aka Little-spoon:" Yo dude, are you cuddling me?"
Bro 2 aka Big-spoon: "Nah fam it's a bro-spoon, don't get it twisted with that cuddle shit."
Bro 1: "Carry on."

by broliver April 28, 2015

Sneaky Spoon

When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.

Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.

It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.

"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."

by Nasharan164 July 11, 2017