Slerd

1. A person who is a slut and a nerd.

2. Slerdy (adj): Combination of slutty and nerdy

Lisa pushes her fake boobs up against other men while reading sci-fi books in the library.

by aaaalliicceeee March 28, 2004

Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017

speersy

A wise man, known to give wise words often.

Speersy: The universe is so big and complex and has so much in it, so how much more infinite is your imagination when there is no rules to hold it back.
You: Thank you for those words of wisdom.

by jenna426 May 10, 2021

Slert

A slut who is very flirty. This is spelled with a "ert" to stress the sound.

There she goes again slert'n it up with johnny p.

by LSP TRILLA May 15, 2010

slerp

slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.

Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?

Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.

Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now

by doctorfluke December 3, 2018

Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009