affair with a spare

This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.

Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!

by I, Wreckerrr June 13, 2021

Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

spare change

a euphemism used by beggars that refers to "legal tender" in small or otherwise large quantities.

beggar: "got any spare change, my man?"
me: "no"

by volound July 31, 2012

spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.

Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.

by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009

Liquid_Spartan

An OG Roblox sword-fighter, is on the global leaderboard on auto duels and custom duels

Person 1: yoo have u heard of liquid_spartan? he dominates two leaderboards!
Person 2: yeah, saw him in my game once, he's pretty cool man
Person 1: You damn right

by Person0000000 June 12, 2021

Sparta Kick

A kick usually performed by lifting ones leg to chest level and pushing forward with intention to kill.

"Madness?" "This is SPARTA!!!" *Kicks someone into a hole*

Gannondorf can perform this action in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii system by pressing forward and A with the Gamecube controller or forward and 2 with the wii remote held sideways.

"Ima Sparta Kick someone"

by Porkman1309 December 5, 2009