spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017

Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.

example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...

by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation

"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008

emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself

I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account

by Miyhgt November 17, 2018

Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.

Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!

by Scrotum Scrunchie March 31, 2011

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009