spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Spafing

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina or anus.

Excuse me darling, can we try something a little different tonight? I was thinking that we should try some spafing to spice things up.

by kayno1 May 14, 2008

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019