smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.
Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.
by cj December 05, 2004
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smoothie

person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.
That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.
by BDI April 14, 2003
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smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.
1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!
by tom April 25, 2004
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smoothie

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.
by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010
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smoothie

a sleazy, quick talkin guy whos only ambition in life is to lay women.
he's abit of a smoothie
by frenchie April 24, 2003
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smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.
That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy
by DICKSTRATEN July 11, 2008
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Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth
“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies
by anamendes July 04, 2018
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