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The strangest subreddit on the internet. Known for its weird messed-up layout and completely nonsensical posts about lemons and OMAN.
When I first visited Ooer, I was like "what am I looking at?"
by danny brown is a genius August 22, 2017
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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exclamatory response to a perceived double entendre of a sexual nature.
susie: "I like it better with whipped creme on it..."

johnny: "oo-er!"
by blankety-blank July 08, 2005
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"Oo-er" is a term apparently started by the popular British series "The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson". In the books, the phrase is used whenever someone mentions something scandalous or neat. It can also be used whenever something suggestive has been said, intentionally or unintentionally.
Rosie: Actually, Sven and i have gotten to number 8 (upper-body fondling in bed).

Georgia: Oo-er!
by nobodytoospecial September 09, 2007
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This is the easiest and most simple way to turn any normal sentence into a Sexual Innuendo
Steph: "Do you want to come and help me make some cakes?"

Greg: "Ooer"

Steph: "(blush) Errrmmmm No I didnt mean it like That!!!"
by SamwellRamswell April 14, 2009
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Showing surprise. Normally towards something that has the potential to be risque.
A: "I met a girl last night."
B: "Ooers."
A: "There was none of that."
by polok February 11, 2005
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1)OOER, did u see my new purse?
2)did u see my new purse, its an ooer!
by smarter November 14, 2003
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